In conclusion, I would like to express my strong desire to study at your university. My teachers and classmates would describe me as an honest and hard-working student. As proven by my strong profile, I have the will to stand up to challenges. Having achieved an academic average of over 95% on my first-term report, I will continue to push beyond my personal limit. Here, I sincerely hope that you will consider my application for the Sept 2007 admission.
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Worst pick up lines
Wednesday. 5.21.08 11:56 pm
1 Excuse me, but is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?
2 Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!
3 Hi. You'll do.
4 I wonder what our children will look like.
5 I've got a condom with your name on it.
6 You smell wet. Let's Party.
7 Come on. We're leaving.
8 If you won't fuck me, can I fuck you?
9 I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.
10 Your name must be Mickey because your so fine.
11 You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
12 Let's make like a fabric softener and Snuggle(TM)
13 Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?
14 See this pin? I want to prick you with it to see if you truly do bleed sunshine.
15 Hi, my name is Chris. I'm funny, financially stable, and have a very interesting DNA structure.
16 Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
17 I have big feet.
18 You have the ass of a great artist.
19 You're ugly but you intrigue me.
20 I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good.
21 You know how it feels when you have to go pee really bad? (yeah)
22 I have the strangest feeling that you have a very beautiful vagina.
Number 22 is the best one.
» Chloefoxx on 2008-05-22 02:43:10
I am a bit slow but #10 confounds me
» jacyhenry on 2008-05-23 09:32:12
its from the song/cheer hey mickey from the movie bring it on
» henrylee on 2008-05-24 06:10:20
haaaaa, these are funny
» Bizzle_whore on 2008-08-01 03:26:22
i love #13!!! in fact, i loved it so much i spent an afternoon lolling at it with a friend after we found it on some random website (don't ask how we got there) and using it on various random people.
oooh the laughs :D
» Kuri on 2011-06-20 05:12:23
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